Hi everybody, it's me the Little Focker.

I'm a Blue Eyed Sennie, and I ain't quite a year old yet.

Mommy says I'm full of poop and pellets, and that along with my blue eyes came a set of horns.

Personally I think the old gal is plumb off her rocker, and whatever you do, don't tell her I said that.

Sue asked mommy to start a diary for me.  I know Sue likes me, in fact, I think she wants to marry me !

But, I'm not sure if I wanna end my romance with my little ball just yet. 

Over the next week, me and mommy are gonna get this here diary thing started, so stay tuned !