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How's this for CUNNING? Im trying to get Mummy to believe that I will do anything to get tickles. I have been trying to 'lead her' all week... I have had lots of tickles, dont get me wrong, but 'tickles on demand' are really the best type you can get. Cos they are given under the FIDS RULE OK! I start near to 'coming out time' by blowing kisses on demand... (That gets Mummy gushing with pride and me one step nearer to success!! Are you aware of how to get 'tickles on demand'? If not, look on this as an 'in-depth lesson' of JUST the right way to go about it..... Here is my video story of the way to do it... Basically start with a little repetoire. it doesnt have to be your best, (its surprising how easily we train the humans not to expect too much) 
Then when you get 'out and about', what I do, myself, is go for the remote controls from the TV and VCR. Theyr quite robust, can stand up to a good chew, and if you wreck them, Mummy & Daddy will take more notice of you! (TV is not quite the same when they have to get up and walk across the room to change channels!!! This is me making a bee-line for the remote controls... Approach your human with caution and a cute look on your face, they absolutely cannot resist that! 
If you hold still you can 'go for it' In actual fact, they just dont stop, as these vids show.... This one shows exactly what to do  if your human suffers any 'full attention lapses', i.e. if the tickles stop ... And if or when you get a little 'stroppy' with the remote  U can let your human know when you have had enough by taking a chunk out of it... Then you get finger tickles And. How are u spoz to record the programme without the buttons? Hang on, you can see I'm trying to have a think about that one GEORGE and MUMMY hope you enjoyed the 'lesson'
and remember to put all you have learnt here into practice first chance you get  If u have anything to add, please feel free to do so.... and I will pass it on to every parrot in the land!!   
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