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Hi and Good Day from George.

Ive come to give you step-by-step instructions on how to wreak havoc at home....

First of all, swear blind  that you aint gonna do nothing.. 

Then be Mr.Innocent ..

 You absolutely HAVE to look completely and utterly innocent Get your eye on the target ...  

Then, with more finesse and little etiquette, get up close and personal to the target ..  Then a little closer ..  

Then, if you need to, a slight glance aimed at something else in the room to throw      Mummy & Daddy off the scent can work in your favour .. Then get even closer..

Take a determined look at  the target ...    ... PAUSE ...

Then go for it, while no-one is looking .. from all sides .. till the ultimate battle is won....

Following my instructions, it should go something like this .1) 

2) 3) 4)

Then with a final 'shove and push' it's "Job Done!"..5).

Survey the floor. Verify "MISSION SORTED!" 

Evidence collected..  ..But dont let them see the guilty beak on ya! Or you're for the highjump lads and lasses...!!!

When they start searching for the Culprit...

Just lay on the innocent looks real thick like...

WHO?              ME?

I think not!!   Definately wasn't me!!

   WHAT'YOUVERDICT?

IF THE FOLLOWING VIDEO HAS WORKED, THIS IS THE EVIDENCE YOU NEED TO CONTINUE WORK ON THE CASE...

  AND INCASE IT DIDN'T...

Here's the URL for YouTube haha!  

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=snl3e8o0Scw


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