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Otherwise known as:  Monster, Gremlin, sweetie, velcro baby

RECORD:

17th December 2004:  Charged with being irrisistably adorable. Removed from the scene of the crime and placed under house arrest until x-mas day when he was taken to the family home for lunch.

January 2005: Guilty of mistaking Horus the lorikeet for a fluffy, noisy toy. Thankfully no-one was injured in the incident.

January 2005: Guilty of disemboweling Horus's favorite toy, causing great distress to Horus when urgent surgery was needed to put all the stuffing back in and sew it up, the poor toy has never been the same.

February 2005: Guilty of mistaking the microwave for the hand that feeds, harrassment of the microwave with begging noises and swaying from side to side. Also guilty of stealing food off humans plates.

March 2005: Guilty of copying the telephone ring causing great confusion and missed calls.

July 2005: Guilty of being a great big sook. Escorts custodian everywhere.

31 July 2005: Guilty of having an owner/slave with whaaaaaaay too much time on her hands.

Other charges pending.