Zoey said his first word, "hello" when he was 6 months old, and then he didn't say anything again until he was 11 months old.  I keep a diary of what he says and the date he says it.  His latest words are "quarter, wow, and purple."  I recently got custody of my two grandchildren, ages 4 and 7, and Zoey is absolutely thrilled about the new members of his flock.  Here are a few things he's been saying. 

vacuum, Walmart, hungry, lock the door, fork, ride around, supper, what's up for dinner, poke-poke, butt boy, shower, turn around, you're crazy, isn't that pretty, wanna go home, color is red, I'm gonna put your cover on, Kelly's gonna close the door, spread your wings, smell my coffee, is that better, tap tap on the wall, get off, knock if off, my hands are cold, towel, wash your feet/beak, are you all done, Kelly you're noisy - quiet Kelly, you're a freak, go poop, burp, fart, bug, smell that, did you puke, no flying around, flap your wings, beer, bug, cool, Kelly has a pool, your beak is warm/cold, I'm cold, how's your owie, your bowl, rain, it's cold outside burrrrrrr, garbage, wanna go bye-bye, get your ball, I'm gonna get you, tickle tickle tickle, poopy boy, crapper, wipe up poopy, dirty, hear the birdie, no beeping, bark, no barking, hurry up, gimme kiss, hot, move, ugly, more, what's that, car, beep  beep, keep going, water, you're wet, I'm gonna get your belly, bounce, get over here, camp town girl come outside, I have a little bird and his name is Bob, box of crap, good girl, you stink, dark, it's dark outside, messy, quiet, wow, cool, want a drink of water, Zoey's a good boy, cry, you're cute, go for ride, whole wide world, where you goin, Kelly take a walk, you're all clean, cough,  here we go, how are you, duck quack quack, Dora (Dora The Explorer), popcorn, butter, owie, no bite, get to work, I have to work, ho-ho-ho, all gone, apple, more, oink oink, want some pellets,