Hi there! I am a gorgues blue AUSTALIAN budgie named Sky. (Really, why do they call us American ? I am clearly from Australia!)
Well, any questions?
Me: Sky, you are blue.
Sky: So?
Me: The true Australians are GREEN!
Sky: Go away! This is MY homepage.
Me: You can't type.
Sky:.....
Me:.......
Sky: SHOOOOOO!
Me: Fine.
Sky: Hello?
Sky: Hello?
Sky: Good, she's gone.
ANYWAY!
Back to me. I live in a big mansion (it's actually a dinky cage but my servant thinks she did a good job so shhhhhh!), with a few perches and toys. I have clean water but sometimes my food bowl is empty. Which I really must fire my servant for that. She tried to give me a cuttlebone. Gosh, just because I ate it ONCE. And THAT time I had help from Alaska.
Oh, dear. I am getting quite teary eyed. My bestest friend passed away in May. I pretended I didn't care (all birds need to have an ego) but I cried myself to sleep that night. And when my servant couldn't hear me, I chirped quietly. I hoped Alaska was just playing a prank so I called her name a few times. She had died. It was truly sad but I don't want my homepage to constantly reflect on THAT! Lets talk about me.
 By the way, incase any of you couldn't tell, I am a gentleman so I ride in style. Here, I am sitting on my servant's pinky.
My servant is a thirteen year old girl named....
Me: Sky!
Sky: Now what?
Me: You were just about to give away my PERSONAL information!
Sky: You are my servant! I have the athority to do what I please!
Me: No, you don't!
Sky: Yes, I certianly do!
Me: No, I bought you! I provide for you. I give you a roof over your head!
Sky: You did not buy me! I HIRED you!
Me: What?!
Me: This is crazy. I'm talking to a budgie! I'm out of here!
Sky: Finally!
Back to me!
I absolutely HATE fruits and veggies! My servant is constantly bothering me with them. Would you belive her nerve?! She covered my gourmet food with disgusting pieces of apple and grape! Ughhh! They were fresh, the apple white and red and the grapes sticky and purple. They smelled like sweet fruit, she said, but they were repulsive!
In fact, Lets state my likes and dislikes!
DISLIKES
Crashing into things that were not supposed to be there in the first place.
Having my servant try to feed me a piece of fruit. Grapes, blechhh!!!
Having my servant poke, prod, stroke, pet or in any other sense, touch me.
Being looked down upon. The nerve!
LIKES
Having a high place to watch over my kingdom.
Being all poofy. It helps my feathers breath and it helps me look happy.
Looking down on things and people and birds.
Having two of me in the room! Isn't that just the greatest thing?!
Now that we have established the greatest and not-so-greatest things in life, lets talk about me!
Me: Sky, thats all that we have been doing, talking about YOU!
Sky: So? There's more!
Me: MORE?!
Sky: Hey, you are the one taking the pictures! Now go away!
Now, we are going to talk about THINGS SKY DOES DURING THE DAY!!! (All this info is unknown to the servant so SHHHH!!!!!)
When I first wake up, I have to gaze at myself in the mirror for a few hours and talk and maybe preen.
Then, I have to get out of my cage and get on the move.
 What, escaping? Me? Nooooooo, of course not! 
Then I have to go and gaze at myself in the bathroom for a while, sitting on my exclusive circular mirror!
Then, I need to go out and raly my royal troops! And perhaps fire a few....
Then, I go back in my cage and settle in before my servant comes home. Yep, it's hard work keeping those duties under way. I am so strong, I could....could.....erm.........tame a horse! Horse.....es.....
Speaking of horses, watch my amazing riding abilites!
Here I am on Cedarfarm Wixom who is in a circus outfit! I would be an amazing circus rider!
And here I am riding on a WILD mustang, Tempest!
I am a VERY good rider. Much better than my servant!
Me: Sky!
Sky: What?
Me: I actually RIDE. As in, on a REAL, LIVING, MOVING horse!
Sky: Quit bragging!
Me: Me bragging!? Your the one who is always saying "Oh, I'm so good at this, I'm so good at that, blah, blah ,blah."
Sky: Go away! This is my homepage!
Me: No, you go!
Sky: No you!
Me: YOU!
Sky: Your fired!
Me: Fine, you get your own food and water!
Sky:.....
Sky: Your rehired!
Me: Ugh!
Sky : Good, your gone!
Geesh, servants these days! Can't get any work done! Anyway, I'll keep the page updated and be sure to check out my diary pages! Goodbye!
Sincerley, love, your friend, get well, blah, blah, blah
Sky and with a little, teeny help from his servant.
Oh, and I also want to say that I am here to honor the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin. I don't know much about him but my servant was so depressed when he was killed in a freak accident.
According to her, he was swimming of the coast of Austrailia in 2.5 meter water. The water was very, very shallow and he was following a bull stingray. He was filming an episode for his 8 year old daughter, Bindi Sue. We belive that the stingray felt threatened because Steve was behind it and the camera-man in front. So it swung it's tail up and struck Steve in the chest, in his heart.
I think that probably the most shocking thing to my servant was that it wasn't the venom from the 20 cm stinger that killed him. It was the trama and place it stung him. It was the equivalent of being stabbed in the heart. If he had been struck anywhere else, he might have survived. We all hope that he died without any pain or suffering. There is some debate about if he died in the water or on the lifeboat he was drawn into and driven to a nearby island. When a helicopter came to take him to the hospital, he was already dead.
So Rest In Peace Steve Irwin. Our nation and the world will remember you forever.
Here are two pictures of me on a crocodile, in honor of Steve. My servant's request.
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