I gots me a penthouse for me an' my gal.

So ya can forget about boot camp, an' wrestlin' sucks.

I'm young an' I'm frisky, an' I've fallen in love.

Its time for the naughty, COME HERE YOU SWEET THING !

Well looky here ... I don't believe this

I JUST GOTS ME A BAG, AN' ITS FROM THE LCBO !

The worlds gone all fuzzy an' its spinning around

" MOMMY WHERE ARE YOU, I NEED YOU, COME QUICK "

THAT LITTLE BROWN BAG DONE LIQUORED ME UP !

Mommy done told me I best sober up, cause there ain't nothin' worse than a tipsy bird.

I'm too young an' too little to be suckin' up booze.

She'll never understand me, shes a silly old fool.

Gonna wait til shes gone, an' then I'll surprise her,

" OH MOMMY LOOK, YA GOTS BEANS ON THE WALL ! "

Now that I'm sober an' the worlds back to normal, I just gotta bug that ol' mommy of mine.

Heres an old trick an' it works everytime,

" MOMMY OH MOMMY, I JUST DROPPED MY TOY "

She comes a runnin', an' I wait til shes under me,

OH, HOW I LOVE POOPIN' ON MY MOMMYS HEAD !

Needless to say Mommy isn't impressed, an' of course I get told

 I'M A PAIN IN THE A** !

Mommys a burnout, a pain in my feathers.

No sense of adventure, a real stick in the mud.

Time for the Little Focker to find  A NEW KINDA FUN !

Can you believe this, are my eyes playin' tricks.

I just found me a key, an' its to mommys car.

Gonna pack me a bag, an' grab my sweetie.

LOOK OUT WORLD  ...  CAUSE HERE I COME !

Me an' my gal, we's headed for Vegas, Black Jack an' Craps are my kinda games.

Well wouldn't ya know it, trouble has found me, a ruckus breaks out, an' the cops surround me.

THEY GOTS THIS HERE THING ABOUT BEIN' OF AGE,

AN' NO ONE, NO HOW, WOULD LET ME EXPLAIN !

The cops carted us off to a local cell, an' told us to wait til they figure things out.

They gave me one phone call, an' I fretted to make it,

" MOMMY COME GET ME, YOUR LITTLE FOCKERS LOCKED UP ! "

Mommy came runnin', with Daddy in tow.

As soon as she saw me decked out in my stripes, she fell to the floor an' done passed out.

Daddy revived her, an' then I heard her bellow, " YOU LITTLE FOCKER, JUST YOU WAIT ! "

Daddy was silent, he just gave me the eye, then he asked Mommy about the poop on her head.

At that point I knew it, I had tons of explaining,

AN' BOY, OH BOY, AM I GONNA GET A GOOD TALKIN' TO !

I KNOW I LOOK LIKE AN ANGEL, BUT ...

SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY I GOTS THESE HERE HORNS

DON'T YA JUST LOVE THE LITTLE DEVIL IN ME !

I GOTS MY OWN WEBSITE, YOU CAN VISIT ME THERE

I'M IN THE DOGHOUSE ... I'LL SEE YA SOON !

www.houseoffocker.com

 ALL FLUFFIES MEMBERS WILL RECEIVE A 10% DISCOUNT ON MY TENTS

I'M OUTTA THE DOG HOUSE ... GOSH GOLLY TEE HEE

ME AN' THE BOYS DONE GOTS A TV !

LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL

FOCKER, IAGO and DARWIN